NASA

I wrote a ltetter to nasa@nasa.gov today. I don't know if thats a real address, but I felt my message was imporant enought to try.

It went like this:

Dear NASA,

Hello. My name is Greg Murray. I am here to apply for the job of astronaut. I feel that am I fully qualified to boldly go into the vastness of space and reach into the depths of eternity. I am 22 years old.. I was going to college but I got suspended for having bad grades. II don;t have a job. I am living with my parents. I'm pretty good at video games. I really like space. I like to look at the stars sometimes. Sometimes I use pictures of galaxies for my desktop background on my computer. I think that the Hubble Space Telescope is pretty cool. So ya know, I'm all really to go. My bags are packed. Well not literally, but mentally? Emotionally? Spiritually? Yes, definitely yes. I am ready to go. Send me to the moon. Or Mars. Someplace where I have a pretty good chance of shooting aliens would be nice. Or we could make peace, that would be fine too. I am here when you need me.

Sincerely,
Gregory Mitchell Murray