Friday, August 22, 2008
Forgetfulness
Wow, I haven't blogged in a long time. Such a shame... blog blog blog blog blog blog.... so fun. So.... if you read my blog you must think I'm really cool, mustn't you? Don't be ashamed to admit it. Well you know, I wish I could say I'm surprised but really, you should see your face when you're around me. Really its quite plain. You look up to me like some sort of idol. Your knees get weak and your eyes seem to smile and your thoughts are consumed with adoration and lust. Well, I can understand that of course, I'm attracted to myself sometimes as well. Well anyways, I'm sorry I had to do this over a blog, but I'm breaking up with you. I know I know, we've had some good times but its over. If you insist on knowing why its because you're not physically attractive.
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